Message From God?

Hmmm...

One Reason Why I Like Japan

Betel Nuts

Security guard shoots man after argument over public urination

Police say a female security guard walked up to him and informed him that he could get a ticket for public urination. It didn't take long for an argument to start and escalate to violence. The female guard told police she was being beaten by the man. She said she felt her safety was being threatened, so she pulled her weapon and fired, hitting the man once in the stomach.

Methane on Mars causes controversy

Methane and water vapour are concentrated in the same regions of the Martian atmosphere, say scientists studying data from Europe's Mars Express orbiter. They say the link may point to a common source - possibly life - but others remain sceptical about the detection.

Bush’s Air Guard stint started well, then faded into mystery

From most accounts, Bush appears to have received preferential treatment to get into the Air National Guard and avoid the draft after he graduated from Yale University in 1968. He was initially regarded as a good pilot, but his performance faded over his final two years in the Guard and he was suspended from flight status. He did not fly for the remaining 18 months he served in the Guard, though he was obligated to do so.

Egypt's pussies got the mummy treatment

Ancient Egyptians revered cats and other animals and took as much care in preparing them for their passage to the next life as they did with humans, scientists said.

Red heads suffer more pain

People with red hair are more sensitive to pain and consequently need more anaesthetic during operations than other patients, according to new research.

What Would Jesus Do?

Jimmy Swaggart knows.

Boshintang

Three South Korean dog meat lovers were facing a 70,000-dollar lawsuit after cooking and eating their employer's pedigree dog.

A False Ad About Assault Weapons

This latest ad from Moveon PAC is about as misleading as it can be. Through words, graphics and sound effects, it invites viewers to think that the expiration of the ban on 19 semiautomatic assault weapons will allow people legally to buy fully automatic machine guns that can fire "up to 300 rounds per minute." That's false.

Church of Reality

The Church of Reality is a religion based on the practice of Realism. It is a religion that is based on believing in everything that is real.

The Bogus Assault

Serial Republican Victim complains for the THIRD straight presidential election of being assaulted and has his family assist.

Miss America to show more skin

ATLANTIC CITY, New Jersey (Reuters) - The pretty young women battling to become Miss America may have college degrees, artistic talent, and high-minded ideals -- but they're also showing more skin than ever before.

Let Me Out!!!

It's on the internet, so it must be real.

Bush's Pathetic Record on Terrorism

After killing thousands of innocent civilians, enraging millions of Middle Eastern young men, exhausting our military and alienating our allies, we're more vulnerable, not less.

Hurricane Ivan

WeatherBug Blogs Hurricane Ivan

Why Bush Left Texas

Growing evidence suggests that George W. Bush abruptly left his Texas Air National Guard unit in 1972 for substantive reasons pertaining to his inability to continue piloting a fighter jet.

They're so cute when they're young.

So who's the proud father?

Things You'd Like To Say At Work, But Can't

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Rising Cost Of Second Underclass

Hispanic youths, whether recent arrivals from Latin America or birthright American citizens, are developing an underclass culture.

Cold showers help

It's not what you're thinking.

Sad News

Now you see it. Soon you won't. In a trend sure to be a relief to some and a disappointment to others, women will cover up instead of baring it all next season as the "slutwear" look comes to an end.

Two Sue Feds Over Anti-Bush T-Shirt Arrest

A couple arrested for wearing anti-Bush T-shirts to a July 4 presidential appearance filed a federal lawsuit on Tuesday alleging their First Amendment rights were violated.

Hurricane Risk to New Orleans

If a category five hurricane comes to New Orleans, 50,000 people could lose their lives.

What Would Jesus Do?

Scale Model B-52 Eats Dirt

Remember that awesome scale-model B-52 with real working jet engines?

Wetback Crossing

CBS Stands By Bush-Guard Memos

The controversy continues over the authenticity of memos obtained by CBS News that show President Bush's National Guard commander believed Mr. Bush at times shirked his duties and used his political influence.

Court Rules On Girls Forced To Spread Fat Rolls In Strip Search

State judicial officials repeatedly violated the constitutional rights of two teenage girls by strip-searching them without probable cause, a federal appeals court ruled Tuesday.

New Scrutiny Of Bush's Service

President Bush received preferential treatment in gaining entry to the National Guard during the Vietnam War and did not meet standards during his service period

New Questions On Bush Guard Duty

The military records of the two men running for president have become part of the political arsenal in this campaign – a tool for building up, or blowing up, each candidate’s credibility as America's next commander-in-chief.

Kitty Kelley's Shocking Revelations

Everybody is talking about Kitty Kelley's new book "The Family: The Real Story of the Bush Dynasty". The scandal-hungry press is already salivating over rumors that the book will reveal George W. Bush's use of cocaine through the 1980's, the true story of his time in the National Guard, and the shocking details of the illegal abortion he procured for an ex-girlfriend. But the press doesn't know the half of it! I have obtained an advance copy of the book, and will now share the even more shocking revelations contained within!

Where is the Muslim outrage?

THEY ARE still burying the victims of the latest atrocity committed, some believe, in the name of Islam -- the slaughter of hundreds of children, teachers, and parents in an elementary school in Beslan, Russia. And from Muslims the world over, as usual, has come mostly silence.

Job Loss and Joblessness During the Bush Administration

The nation has lost jobs in 25 of the 31 months that President Bush has been in office, making for the worst jobs record at this point in a presidency of any administration since Herbert Hoover.

OB-GYNs kept from practicing their love

President George W. Bush offered an unexpected reason on Monday for cracking down on frivolous medical lawsuits: "Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

Bush fell short on duty at Guard

Bush had little interest in fulfilling his obligation, and his superiors preferred to look the other way.

Coppertone Girl

It's one of the most memorable ads ever produced, but at 48, its model would like to put those bare buns behind her. Her mother the artist, though, was willing to talk.

IQ

A five-year study run by Indiana University’s Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction proves what many in the scientific community have always suspected: having children significantly lowers the IQ of both male and female parents.

Labor Day

On this Labor Day, I salute the women workers who helped us win WW II. We couldn't have done it without them.

Pollution triggers bizarre behaviour in animals

Hyperactive fish, stupid frogs, fearless mice and seagulls that fall over. It sounds like a weird animal circus, but this is no freak show. Animals around the world are increasingly behaving in bizarre ways, and the cause is environmental pollution.

Bush's National Guard File Missing Records

Documents that should have been written to explain gaps in President Bush's Texas Air National Guard service are missing from the military records released about his service in 1972 and 1973, according to regulations and outside experts.

Pig Poker Popped

Meet Austin Gullette. The 45-year-old Louisiana man was arrested Monday night for pig fornication.

Salt & Pepper

How did salt and pepper become the standard table spices?

Protesting Gambian Women Get Naked

Up to thirty starkly naked women took to the streets of Brikama Monday to protest over what they claimed was a distasteful ritual by opposition to "sacrifice" a dog for election purposes.

Decomposition

This site describes the natural biological process that occurs after death.

Miss Uni's skirt falls off

Jennifer Hawkins, Australia's own down-to-earth beauty queen, handled one of the worst "wardrobe malfunctions" ever seen with great poise last night.

SearchSpy

Do you ever wonder what other people are web searching for?

No sex on buses

Bangkok - Young passengers on Bangkok city buses are being asked not to have sex during the commute.

Childhood misconceptions about sex

Girls
Boys
Not safe for work.

President Bush photographed wearing Air Force award he never earned

A closer examination of a photograph included in President George W. Bush’s Air Force records, released by the White House earlier this year, shows then-Second Lieutenant Bush wearing an Air Force Outstanding Unit Award which he never earned.